*****Closed for Questions****
I’ll be interviewing Jeremy Shipp in a few weeks and as such I know many of us who are fans have read multiple interviews with the King of the Gnomes. I have a few questions I’d like to ask, but I’m going to open it up to you, the fans. I’ll give you the opportunity to leave your question here in the comments section. From those submitted I will compile a list to ask when the time comes. I’ve left the timeline open for the interview, but would like to have all the questions within the next two weeks. So try to get me your questions by Valentines day. Ask anything you wish, just be aware I probably will not be able to take all of them, so be original. I’ll post the interview the same week i post the audio of his new story “Those Below” so keep an eye out and get to work thinking of what you’d like to ask.
Tick tock
JW
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Jeremy, please could you explain the curse of the Jell-O Jiggle Jinx. What happens to people if they are cursed? What meanies cast this curse? And why the need to hire a clown within 20 minutes? (Just in case I’m ever cursed) 😀
How do you keep your invisible ninja cats and pet potatoes from constantly fighting over the territory in your closet when you’re not looking?
Have you ever had Pinky and the Brain thoughts and contemplated using your gnome army to take over the world?
What is the quickest way to a yard gnome’s heart (with or without a spork)?
JCS:
Do you consider you genre “bizarro” fiction?
Can you describe “bizarro” fiction to us and why people put your stories in that category?
Where on earth did your constant yard gnome fetish come from and did you consider marrying one?
Please, please, please keep writing your twisted stories. Me likey!
Do you think you would prefer to continue writing for a smaller group of people throughout your career, playing to your niche, or would you like to one day break out, and have a sort of “mass appeal,” like Twilight or The da Vinci Code? Without being as terrible as Twilight, i mean, that’s just an example.
There always seems to be some talk of Bizarro reaching “mainstream” status… is that something you ever really think about, or do you just do what you do, the hell with fame and fortune?
What is yard gnomes favorite sock color? Have you ever written a story in 3rd person POV and do the attic clowns need a license for their clown car?
Pirates, Robots, or Ninjas?
Do you have garden gnomes at your home in your garden or lawn?